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Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now urinating on the Union Jack. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Anne Widdecombe revealed that louts have been urinating on the Union Jack with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for louts.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Anne Widdecombe went on to say.


Anne Widdecombe concluded, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".


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