Youths have been urinating on the Union Jack the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Jim Davidson said of youths, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids."

Youths made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.