The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Boris Johnson who today said kill the poor.