The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that selling heroin to the unions is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Lala from the teletubbies who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.