I’m not racist but surely allowing anarchists to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Looting and pillaging supermarkets is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that anarchists aren’t looting and pillaging supermarkets in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Beyonce agrees with me, saying today, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.