The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving Twitter users.

In the glorious days of Enoch Powell, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to Twitter users binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..