The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of children, some still in their prams are voting for Jeremy Corbyn every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of children, some still in their prams voting for Jeremy Corbyn was John Major who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..