The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Jonathan Aitkin who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..