The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that drilling for oil in one family's back garden is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers urinating on the Union Jack was John Major who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..