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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking is becoming ever more common, then we learn that women are setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack women setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..


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