The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of eating babies, all of them involving the politically correct Islington lefties.

In the glorious days of Bernard Manning, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience eating babies, but nowadays thanks to the politically correct Islington lefties eating babies is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..