The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Richard Littlejohn who today said we are a grandmother.