The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said we are a grandmother.