Charlie Harvey

Daily Mail story generator

↗
Another? »
Daily Mail Headline/Logo

The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


Refresh/f5 for another daily mail story or maybe Tweet it.
This page uses the Daily Mail headline code by qwghlm. You’d probably like Dan and Dan’s Daily Mail song on youtube.