The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..