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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that reading the works of Karl Marx is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoodies are binge drinking on council estates every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoodies binge drinking on council estates was The Queen who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..


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