I’m not racist but surely allowing hoodies to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoodies aren’t using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Angela Merkel agrees with me, saying today, "these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.