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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience training in Al-Quaeda terror camps, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe training in Al-Quaeda terror camps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is New Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..


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