The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that asylum seekers are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack asylum seekers sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said make no mistake if this is allowed to continue Armageddon shall surely be upon us and woe betide all who would seek to impose upon us a surveillance society. For on that day the right shall inherit the Earth!.