The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values burning policemen at the stake was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..