The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values destabilising the British way of life was some bloke in the pub who today said I like sponge.