The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that voting for Jeremy Corbyn is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said surely something can be done?.