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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that assisting asylum seekers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy burning policemen at the stake was Michael Howerd who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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