The Mail has learned that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are responsible for urinating on the Union Jack.

Has the world gone mad? Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are urinating on the Union Jack with impunity. Hanging is surely too good for these no good scum. Why doesn’t the Government use all the money it has stolen from the hardworking families of Britain in stealth taxes to make amends for the situation. Probably because they are too busy lining their pockets!

The Mail spoke to Amanda Platell, who said "we are a grandmother"