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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace are listening to loud music every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace listening to loud music was Conservative head office who today said new Age travellers? Not in this age. Not in any age. Let others speak for these New Age travellers. We will speak for their victims..


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