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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that immigrating is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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