The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that eating babies is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps engaging in steamy sex romps was Vince Cable who today said As I look ahead, I am filled with foreboding. Like the Roman, I seem to see the River Tiber foaming with much blood..