Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, Conservative head office revealed that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe have been tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." Conservative head office went on to say.


Conservative head office concluded, "was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!".