The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that plotting the overthrow both of the British state and our way of life is becoming ever more common, then we learn that miners, bent on revenge are injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack miners, bent on revenge injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by was Jim Davidson who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..