The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Corbynites are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Corbynites pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said our prisons are like holiday camps..