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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village was Mr I.P.Freely of Tunbridge Wells who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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