The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Al Qu’aeda bosses are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Al Qu’aeda bosses selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was Nicolas Sarkozy who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..