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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are being foreign and suspicious looking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists being foreign and suspicious looking was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said the day of the yob is upon us.


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