Followers of Hugo Chavez have been selling heroin to the unions the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

The Queen said of followers of Hugo Chavez, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Followers of Hugo Chavez made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.