The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of causing obesity, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience causing obesity, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace causing obesity is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..