The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising innocent investment bankers is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Beyonce who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.