The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that followers of Hugo Chavez are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack followers of Hugo Chavez defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..