The Queen has today said "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts.".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Queen’s comments come in a week that has seen women involved in defacing statues in Trafalgar Square on an ever more frequent basis.

The Queen’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to women it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Women and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.