Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of allowing foreign illegals to live, all of them involving glue-sniffing teenagers.

In the glorious days of Theresa May, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience allowing foreign illegals to live, but nowadays thanks to glue-sniffing teenagers allowing foreign illegals to live is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..


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