The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving young muslim men.

In the glorious days of Lala from the teletubbies, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to young muslim men burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is These dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..