I’m not racist but surely allowing young single mothers to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Setting fire to libraries is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that young single mothers aren’t setting fire to libraries in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Norris McWhirter, speaking posthumously agrees with me, saying today, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.