The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Islamist youths are urinating on the Union Jack every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Islamist youths urinating on the Union Jack was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..