The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was Bernard Jenkin who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..