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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hoody-wearing layabouts are tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hoody-wearing layabouts tweeting the Interwebs into cyberterror on the Facebooks was Vince Cable who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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