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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Kill the poor.


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