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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that allowing foreign illegals to live is becoming ever more common, then we learn that criminal gangs from Eastern Europe are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack criminal gangs from Eastern Europe being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was a homeowner who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..


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