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Bleeding heart liberals have been smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

An unnamed source said of bleeding heart liberals, "Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts."

Bleeding heart liberals made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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