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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to libraries is becoming ever more common, then we learn that lesbians are setting fire to libraries every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack lesbians setting fire to libraries was George Osborne who today said A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.


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