The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hunt sabateours are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hunt sabateours being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Boris Johnson who today said I like sponge.