The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Lala from the teletubbies who today said the day of the yob is upon us.