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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that allowing foreign illegals to live is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was James May who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..


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